Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:42     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
All the time. It’s the only room in the house that locks!
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:42     Subject: Re:Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
I was about to post that I never do that, but I just realized that's not true. I only do it when DH is home, otherwise, there is no hiding from my 2 year old, she usually just follows me right in, and actually likes to watch
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:22     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Who hides in the bathroom pretending to poop but really just hanging out on your phone, getting some “me” time? Am I the only one? I’m sure my family thinks I’m chronically constipated.


You are my husband


or so very many people’s husbands (and the odd wife).
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:21     Subject: Re:Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
I bring candy with me.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:07     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Some day Siri will detect odors
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:06     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
No, then I’m just trapped in a smaller space.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:06     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Totally
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 19:03     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Anonymous wrote:Who hides in the bathroom pretending to poop but really just hanging out on your phone, getting some “me” time? Am I the only one? I’m sure my family thinks I’m chronically constipated.


You are my husband
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:50     Subject: Re:Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Me. The kids call it my office.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:44     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Multiple times a day. My older daughter is on to me, but allows me some respite in there anyway.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:44     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
I am currently hiding in the bathroom
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:42     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Did it this afternoon. Lasted about 5 min. Before I heard DS (7) yell from downstairs "are you STILL pooping?!?"
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:33     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Hand raised

Except the other day DD said, “mama’s hanging out in the bathroom again,” so my shtick is up.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:31     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Never, my family doesn't care and will walk right in.
Anonymous
Post 12/16/2019 18:30     Subject: Be honest: raise your hand if you hide in the bathroom
Who hides in the bathroom pretending to poop but really just hanging out on your phone, getting some “me” time? Am I the only one? I’m sure my family thinks I’m chronically constipated.