Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 09:17     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:1) I would not mention salary. You could easily meet a male gold digger. (Similarly, in my on-line profile, as a male, I do not mention 200,000K. I do say comfortable scientist).

2) I would say, for example,

52 yo divorced woman (with kids), I kept in good shape, but the years do show, looking for fun and companionship. High libido, but I do not stay out late.


For comparison, here is how I describe myself:
55 yo divorced father, Dad-bod ++, scientist with comfortable income. Mostly original hair color on my head (less so on my face), and I have most of my original hair. I would like to say I am into crossfit and marathons, but that would be a lie.
I do have a good sense of humor, and am quite intelligent.


PP, intriguing description!
However, you have redundant info
Scientist = smart so leave last comment
Dad bod = NOT into crossfit etc
And all that focus on hair color? Unnecessary in my opinion
45 div female here


NP

I see the redundancy too, but the slight humor in the CrossFit sentence made me smile. I’m Not familiar with posting on the dating sites, but unless they have a character limit I would not delete this sentence just because it’s redundant. This isnt an essay


The cross-fit comment was to be 1) funny and 2) show honesty. I am not going to say I am honest in a description because no one would believe me....oh well. As for the intelligence, a better way of saying it is I am looking for a person who can hold an intelligent conversation while laughing. If you want to talk about the Kardashians', do not respond.

Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 09:12     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:1) I would not mention salary. You could easily meet a male gold digger. (Similarly, in my on-line profile, as a male, I do not mention 200,000K. I do say comfortable scientist).

2) I would say, for example,

52 yo divorced woman (with kids), I kept in good shape, but the years do show, looking for fun and companionship. High libido, but I do not stay out late.


For comparison, here is how I describe myself:
55 yo divorced father, Dad-bod ++, scientist with comfortable income. Mostly original hair color on my head (less so on my face), and I have most of my original hair. I would like to say I am into crossfit and marathons, but that would be a lie.
I do have a good sense of humor, and am quite intelligent.


PP, intriguing description!
However, you have redundant info
Scientist = smart so leave last comment
Dad bod = NOT into crossfit etc
And all that focus on hair color? Unnecessary in my opinion
45 div female here


Yep on the hair color. I don’t care about the color if you have it.
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 09:12     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:1) I would not mention salary. You could easily meet a male gold digger. (Similarly, in my on-line profile, as a male, I do not mention 200,000K. I do say comfortable scientist).

2) I would say, for example,

52 yo divorced woman (with kids), I kept in good shape, but the years do show, looking for fun and companionship. High libido, but I do not stay out late.


For comparison, here is how I describe myself:
55 yo divorced father, Dad-bod ++, scientist with comfortable income. Mostly original hair color on my head (less so on my face), and I have most of my original hair. I would like to say I am into crossfit and marathons, but that would be a lie.
I do have a good sense of humor, and am quite intelligent.


PP, intriguing description!
However, you have redundant info
Scientist = smart so leave last comment
Dad bod = NOT into crossfit etc
And all that focus on hair color? Unnecessary in my opinion
45 div female here


NP

I see the redundancy too, but the slight humor in the CrossFit sentence made me smile. I’m Not familiar with posting on the dating sites, but unless they have a character limit I would not delete this sentence just because it’s redundant. This isnt an essay
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 08:58     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Anonymous wrote:1) I would not mention salary. You could easily meet a male gold digger. (Similarly, in my on-line profile, as a male, I do not mention 200,000K. I do say comfortable scientist).

2) I would say, for example,

52 yo divorced woman (with kids), I kept in good shape, but the years do show, looking for fun and companionship. High libido, but I do not stay out late.


For comparison, here is how I describe myself:
55 yo divorced father, Dad-bod ++, scientist with comfortable income. Mostly original hair color on my head (less so on my face), and I have most of my original hair. I would like to say I am into crossfit and marathons, but that would be a lie.
I do have a good sense of humor, and am quite intelligent.


PP, intriguing description!
However, you have redundant info
Scientist = smart so leave last comment
Dad bod = NOT into crossfit etc
And all that focus on hair color? Unnecessary in my opinion
45 div female here
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 06:54     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

1) I would not mention salary. You could easily meet a male gold digger. (Similarly, in my on-line profile, as a male, I do not mention 200,000K. I do say comfortable scientist).

2) I would say, for example,

52 yo divorced woman (with kids), I kept in good shape, but the years do show, looking for fun and companionship. High libido, but I do not stay out late.


For comparison, here is how I describe myself:
55 yo divorced father, Dad-bod ++, scientist with comfortable income. Mostly original hair color on my head (less so on my face), and I have most of my original hair. I would like to say I am into crossfit and marathons, but that would be a lie.
I do have a good sense of humor, and am quite intelligent.
cba
Post 12/23/2018 02:16     Subject: Re:Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

It reads well as is, but the changes PP suggested would make it better.
Would you like to get a drink sometime and see if there's any chemistry?
PM me
Anonymous
Post 12/23/2018 00:54     Subject: Re:Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

"Middle aged woman" - I hope you are giving a precise, correct number
Would say professional, wouldn't mention salary
Wouldn't mention stretch marks - your photo will prove the "good shape" part (right?)
Anonymous
Post 12/22/2018 20:20     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Anonymous wrote:Don’t mention the stretch marks or your salary. Men don’t care about either. Everything else is fine.


I agree, take those two things out.
Anonymous
Post 12/22/2018 09:47     Subject: Re:Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

All you need is one line: "I am happiest on my knees." You will have all the trade you can handle.
Anonymous
Post 12/22/2018 07:12     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

You could leave out the first 3 sentences. That last one is a winner.
Anonymous
Post 12/22/2018 06:41     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Sounds perfect
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2018 21:22     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Don’t mention the stretch marks or your salary. Men don’t care about either. Everything else is fine.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2018 21:14     Subject: Re:Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

I woudn't mention stretch marks. They are your medals of honor, and where did you see a decorate war warrior listing all their medals?
Just make sure the lights in the bedroom are muted. Candle light is even better - go for romantic.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2018 21:07     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Being a professional and making six figures isn’t good for s profile.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2018 20:25     Subject: Dating Apps, For Sh*ts and Giggles

Guys, I’ve been I’m on the requisite sites such as Bumble, OKC, Match and have followed every rule of decorum. For shits and giggles, how would you respond to the following:
Middle aged woman with 2 children split 50/50
Professional making well above 6 figures
In good shape, but has stretch marks on thighs and stomach
Will f**k like a minx, but need to be home by 11pm
Just curious how this would read versus the usual bland I do yoga bullshit.