Either clean or get on a plane and join them.

Anonymous wrote:So instead of a quick vacuuming you surf the net and go on DCUM. Got it. How’s the rest of the day looking? Fortnite? NBA 2K?

World cup and lots of beer.

So instead of a quick vacuuming you surf the net and go on DCUM. Got it. How’s the rest of the day looking? Fortnite? NBA 2K?

Anonymous wrote:Provacative thread title?
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Wife presented as bitchy?
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Unrealistic scenario?
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Nonspecific request for advice?
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Now we just need OP to not return, and we have a full blown Troll post.

Someone needs to get a life
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Anonymous wrote:Who else is on vacation with your wife and toddler? Why aren't you on vacation with them?

If it is your wife and toddler on their own, that isn't much of a vacation?

Was she joking as in..she better come home to a clean house?

Do you both work? Do you share finances?

They went to Disney world. It's just my toddler and my wife. I did not want to take off for a week so I can sweat to death in Orlando. My wife used her parents timeshare in FL.

Provacative thread title?
Check.
Wife presented as bitchy?
Check.
Unrealistic scenario?
Check.
Nonspecific request for advice?
Check.

Now we just need OP to not return, and we have a full blown Troll post.

The financial "threat" is weird but it is totally fair to expect you to clean the house if she takes the kid(s) and leaves you alone. My DH is thrilled when I take our toddler to visit my sister.

Love how all the woman here immediately assume the OP is a slob/deserves this. Woman can never be abusive am I right? Give me a break...

If you have a history of being a slob and not doing your share of the chores, then more oversight (ie, control-freakiness like hers) is what you deserve. Not that you have to obey... However, if you have proved a clean and reliable person in the past, then you are right, this is not fair or livable.

You always have the option of separating your finances, OP.
You can also choose to hire a housekeeper. My personal nemesis is tidying up and putting things away, however, and a housekeep can't do that for me!

Who else is on vacation with your wife and toddler? Why aren't you on vacation with them?

If it is your wife and toddler on their own, that isn't much of a vacation?

Was she joking as in..she better come home to a clean house?

Do you both work? Do you share finances?

Sounds like you deserve each other

I like her.

If not a troll, I’m sorry that you have to live with her abuse.

Clean dude.

Do the laundry and text her pictures of the folded piles.

Wash the dishes and text her a pic of the clean, empty sink & counters.

My wife threatens to buy expensive handbags or dresses if I don't clean the house. Right now she's on vacation with our toddler. She's demanding that I send pictures of our spotless house. This is not fair. How can I put an end to this?