Anonymous
04/04/2018 09:03
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Get back to us when you actually close.
They close every single time. Just not with you.
Sorry toots - I’ve already closed and did none of the things here. But good luck with your closing!
Yeah, you're also living in a shitbox in Rockville with your unsuccessful realtor wife.
Anonymous
04/04/2018 09:02
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
confused-mum wrote:Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Its greedy sellers like you that make buyers like s SICK !!!!
Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not..
Greedy sellers?
Wut?
Isn't selling something for less than it's actually worth, er, basically just stupid? Or are you in the habit of giving money away?
Anonymous
04/04/2018 08:57
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Get back to us when you actually close.
They close every single time. Just not with you.
Sorry toots - I’ve already closed and did none of the things here. But good luck with your closing!
Anonymous
04/04/2018 08:26
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
4) drop your pants, bend over and let whacko sellers have their way with you as an extra incentive
Anonymous
04/04/2018 08:19
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Get back to us when you actually close.
They close every single time. Just not with you.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 23:40
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Get back to us when you actually close.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 23:32
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
This is the type of arrogance that comes back to bite you on the ass, sweet pea
Anonymous
04/03/2018 22:47
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
As a seller, I want to like my buyers, so if a bidder annoys me, they can increase their bid all they want, I won't sell to them. Since I have a nice little lot near downtown Bethesda, I'm sure I'll find someone I like.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 22:44
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
confused-mum wrote:Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Its greedy sellers like you that make buyers like s SICK !!!!
+100
confused-mum
04/03/2018 22:41
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
Its greedy sellers like you that make buyers like s SICK !!!!
Anonymous
04/03/2018 22:02
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:But would you take a cash offer for 30,000 under an offer with conventional financing and routine contingencies?
NP, also a seller: No. I'd take the conventional financing and 30K more every time.
It's high time someone normal could buy a house! Who walks around with a million dollars in cash? They shouldn't.
/off high horse, selling a sub-million $ property in a hot zip code.
Typically it's a builder. And the scenario I describe isn't uncommon. Builders will lowball grannies living in shit shacks that an actual family would pay more to live in and renovate over time.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 22:00
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Anonymous wrote:But would you take a cash offer for 30,000 under an offer with conventional financing and routine contingencies?
NP, also a seller: No. I'd take the conventional financing and 30K more every time.
It's high time someone normal could buy a house! Who walks around with a million dollars in cash? They shouldn't.
/off high horse, selling a sub-million $ property in a hot zip code.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 21:41
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
But would you take a cash offer for 30,000 under an offer with conventional financing and routine contingencies?
Anonymous
04/03/2018 20:54
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
Hot tips, those.
Anonymous
04/03/2018 20:35
Subject: Tips from a seller why just had home go under contract
1) if a cash offer is on the table I will take it over yours unless you drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies
2) bid higher than sale price
3) drop all contingencies