Anonymous wrote:She was 186lbs, complained incessantly, spoke passionately about the mundane and could’ve found fault with the hope diamond.
I’ll never get over her.
Anonymous wrote:She is the exact version of my wife who I *thought* I had married, minus DW's 40 pound weight gain and total loss of any sex drive. Seriously, I was raised with values and integrity. Never once cheated on any prior girlfriends/relationships, never thought I could EVER go there. But words can't describe how draining it is to be sexually pursuing a wife who is both uninterested and unattractively overweight. Then, enter the new girl who looks/acts just like the sexy DW you dated. Sparks fly and all my morals left the building.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.
In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.
There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.
Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.
Newp.
I'm a guy, who's very practiced at being able to tell women exactly what they want to hear.
So I imagine reality, and then describe the exact opposite. And they eat it up.
I don't think you are, actually. This was lame.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.
In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.
There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.
Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.
Newp.
I'm a guy, who's very practiced at being able to tell women exactly what they want to hear.
So I imagine reality, and then describe the exact opposite. And they eat it up.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.
In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.
There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.
Let me guess, you are the wife who think she she is perfect.
Anonymous wrote:My wife is perfect. Ivy League, associate at 26, offered partner at 32. Great mom, PTSA chair, still a size 6, and an inch of thigh gap.
In spite of all that, I've been unfaithful dozens of times, mostly with single women who live in trailer parks in Manassass. Because like all men, I'm stupid and will always chose fat, stupid, ugly whores over what I have have at home, any day of the week. I've probably infected my wife with HPV, and one of the hookers I patronize has stolen her identity. All the problems in the marriage are my fault, too.
There ya go ladies. That should confirm all your stereotypes.