Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 17:30     Subject: Re:Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Really? No one else can see that this is supposed to be funny?
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 17:28     Subject: Re:Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
so its a total eclipse of the heart caused by an AP that came between you and your husband?
Nice, I get it. Sure do it on the 21st but make sure he gets served papers at maximum eclipse.
that can also signal the start of your AP leaving you!
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 17:13     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Why use an acronym if you are just going to spell out what it means?

It sounds like you're suffering from a total eclipse of the brain.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 17:10     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
It works if you're in 5th grade, max.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 17:00     Subject: Re:Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I am missing the message you are trying to send via the eclipse but in any event you need to dial down the drama about 100%. Presumably you had feelings for your spouse at some point so be a little less gleeful about the end of your relationship.


The message: that the sun/light has fully gone out of our marriage.


That message only works if you are in Jackson Hole or South Carolina or somewhere else on the path.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 16:06     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
T.R.O.L.L.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 16:00     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Lol I think New Years Day is better and more obvious
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:59     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
I call fake.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:58     Subject: Re:Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Anonymous wrote:I am missing the message you are trying to send via the eclipse but in any event you need to dial down the drama about 100%. Presumably you had feelings for your spouse at some point so be a little less gleeful about the end of your relationship.


The message: that the sun/light has fully gone out of our marriage.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:50     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Anonymous wrote:I think that if you're trying to be cute while blindsiding someone with life-altering news, you were too immature to be married in the first place.


This.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:48     Subject: Re:Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
I am missing the message you are trying to send via the eclipse but in any event you need to dial down the drama about 100%. Presumably you had feelings for your spouse at some point so be a little less gleeful about the end of your relationship.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:40     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Anonymous wrote:Was planning to serve USTBX (unknowing soon to be ex) with divorce papers on New Year's Day 2018 (new year, new me, new life with AP).

Now I am thinking serving on the day of the eclipse may send a more effective/poetic message.

Thoughts?


It takes more that four months to get a divorce. You will have to wait until 2019 before you can celebrate. I hope you have no children.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:38     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Nice try but gimme a break.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:30     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
I think that if you're trying to be cute while blindsiding someone with life-altering news, you were too immature to be married in the first place.
Anonymous
Post 08/16/2017 15:29     Subject: Eclipse affecting planned divorce?
Was planning to serve USTBX (unknowing soon to be ex) with divorce papers on New Year's Day 2018 (new year, new me, new life with AP).

Now I am thinking serving on the day of the eclipse may send a more effective/poetic message.

Thoughts?