Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have a huge crush on our maintenance man. I love how when he is working the fluorescent lights reflect perfectly off the top of his slick, bald scalp. He doesn't wear deodorant, and when he chats me up we are always at least three feet apart due to the barrier imparted by his impressive girth. I think he has a thing for me, too, in fact I'm pretty sure he broke the handle on the door by my desk on purpose...
You should ask if you can see his tools, especially his biggest screwdriver.

Anonymous wrote:Yes, a coworker from out Italian office that I see a few times a year - usually at our Vegas kickoff.
Anonymous wrote:I have a huge crush on our maintenance man. I love how when he is working the fluorescent lights reflect perfectly off the top of his slick, bald scalp. He doesn't wear deodorant, and when he chats me up we are always at least three feet apart due to the barrier imparted by his impressive girth. I think he has a thing for me, too, in fact I'm pretty sure he broke the handle on the door by my desk on purpose...
Anonymous wrote:I fantasize about people who use complete titles to their threads instead of lame clickbait half sentences.