You guys watch shows. We're gonna lie down.

We just call it "mommy daddy time." Maybe not quite subtle enough?

My parents always just said they were going to go take a nap. We didn't catch on until high school, hahaha. Looking back, we should have wondered why they locked the door during nap time.

Barbecue

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"If you get the kids showered and tuck them in, I'll be your best friend tonight."

Works every time.

But, you do realize your kids are going to be super-confused when their peers start talking about "being best friends"?

This is the dumbest responese ever.

Why would they be confused. Kids say shit like, "If you give me your Oreos I'll be your best friend," all the time.

It will go right over their heads.

'Playing checkers'

Let this dishes soak....mommy and daddy need their "nap time"....pretty much any phrase connotes the sexytime that is going to happen!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"If you get the kids showered and tuck them in, I'll be your best friend tonight."

Works every time.

But, you do realize your kids are going to be super-confused when their peers start talking about "being best friends"?

Anonymous wrote:"If you get the kids showered and tuck them in, I'll be your best friend tonight."

Works every time.

But, you do realize your kids are going to be super-confused when their peers start talking about "being best friends"?

"If you get the kids showered and tuck them in, I'll be your best friend tonight."

Works every time.

Come to think of it, we used to talk about moving furniture.

Doing Chuck

Getting Organized

The Bad Thing.

I don't understand what circumstance would warrant this? Are you talking about slyly telling your partner you can't wait to get it on later?

What are yours?