I have a family member who is into all sorts of crazy paranormal hokum. She will speak about horoscopes, angel numbers, past lives, Antarctica is Atlantis, etc etc ad nauseam. Whenever she meets someone new and I am around I will bring up astrology or numerology and get her started on a tangent and just watch the person's face as it dawns on them how crazy she is.

Seriously last week she was trying to convince me the Earth is hollow.

I'm pretty impatient, so my assholiness comes out regularly. Today, tho, I was a total a-hole to the slow-ass gas station attendant.

I wish I was kidding.

If I drop ice, I kick it under the fridge.

Anonymous wrote:I press the "Close Doors" button on elevators when I see or hear people coming. I work on the top floor and hate having to stop and 11 floors before mine.

When I finish drinking a glass of water at work, I put the empty/dirty glass in the office of someone who treats everyone poorly. Fun fact: I am not the only one who does this.

Wow. Not only an asshole but an idiot.

The Close Door button is supposed to be disabled in the US. ADA.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.

I used to work at a supermarket and know there are people hired to round up the carts and to re-shelve misplaced foods. So I wouldn't feel bad leaving the cart out - if everyone put their carts back it would take away someone's job.

And if I see either of you doing this, you will find the cart that you couldn't be bothered to put away in the path of your parked vehicle. If someone is going to have car damage for your laziness it may as well be you.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Already a three page thread on this http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/629457.page

Being an *sshiole isn't illegal.

Its all the same sh*t people are posting here. OP likely got their idea from it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.

I used to work at a supermarket and know there are people hired to round up the carts and to re-shelve misplaced foods. So I wouldn't feel bad leaving the cart out - if everyone put their carts back it would take away someone's job.

lol how benevolent of you

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.

I used to work at a supermarket and know there are people hired to round up the carts and to re-shelve misplaced foods. So I wouldn't feel bad leaving the cart out - if everyone put their carts back it would take away someone's job.

Anonymous wrote:Already a three page thread on this http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/629457.page

Being an *sshiole isn't illegal.

I interrupt, and talk more than I listen. I didn't used to do this but as I've gotten older, I've lost patience.

Already a three page thread on this http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/629457.page

I pretty much always speak my mind.

Write snarky responses on DCUM.

Sometimes I don't put the grocery cart away.

I press the "Close Doors" button on elevators when I see or hear people coming. I work on the top floor and hate having to stop and 11 floors before mine.

When I finish drinking a glass of water at work, I put the empty/dirty glass in the office of someone who treats everyone poorly. Fun fact: I am not the only one who does this.