Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:51
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?
Back off, he's mine
OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol
That is actually a fantastic answer, if you were coy about it. Were you coy about it?
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:49
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?
Back off, he's mine
OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol
Sharing is caring? <3
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:47
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Haha you're cute Op.
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:12
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:You have tapped in to one of my longest-standing fantasies...
Really? Has anyone ever managed to actually hook up with someone like this?
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:08
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Ugh my mailman misdelivers mail at least three times a week, smells bad, and complains CONSTANTLY. He walks around muttering under his breath all the time. Lucky OP!
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:08
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
The Postman Always Rings Twice
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:08
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
My USPS postman is tall, dark, and handsome.
Anonymous
08/12/2016 16:04
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
LOL oh OP this is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! I like that you're interacting with him, I would just be too shy to say anything!
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:50
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?
Back off, he's mine
OP here. I have to actively force myself not to break into a huge grin and skip down the hall like a lunatic. He always waves if he sees me and I am like a beauty pageant contestant having a seizure when I wave back, so I stopped waving and just smiled, but then all of a sudden one day I flashed him the "peace" sign, but it came off like I was trying to flash a gang sign and he asked me if I was a Blood or a Crip. I said "I'm originally from Connecticut."
Dear god help me! Lol
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:41
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
You have tapped in to one of my longest-standing fantasies...
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:38
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
So... uh... is his route in DC? Where can the rest of us get a peek?
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:35
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
What is the correct forum?
Jobs and careers?
Jobs and careers?
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:34
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Wrong forum
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:33
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Hahaha, this made me laugh, OP!
My mailman is a lazy old man who doesn't close mailboxes (seriously, the whole street is wide open after he comes through), drives back and forth in front of my house because he thinks it's funny to torment my dog, and delivers the wrong mail to me about 3x per week.
I'll pay you to swap with me! Just on Fridays though
My mailman is a lazy old man who doesn't close mailboxes (seriously, the whole street is wide open after he comes through), drives back and forth in front of my house because he thinks it's funny to torment my dog, and delivers the wrong mail to me about 3x per week.
I'll pay you to swap with me! Just on Fridays though
Anonymous
08/12/2016 15:31
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
I just need to tell you all how hot he is.
He's Hispanic, from the Bronx, ridiculously white and perfectly straight teeth, huge smile, sharp features,
really nice and friendly, does that "lean on the counter and look out of the corner of the eye" thing, and has tattoos.
Also wears a shirt on Fridays that say "mailmen have the best packages" and I blushed the first time I read it and he just raised one eyebrow and I mumbled something about how I liked the color.
It was blue.
OMG.
He's Hispanic, from the Bronx, ridiculously white and perfectly straight teeth, huge smile, sharp features,
really nice and friendly, does that "lean on the counter and look out of the corner of the eye" thing, and has tattoos.
Also wears a shirt on Fridays that say "mailmen have the best packages" and I blushed the first time I read it and he just raised one eyebrow and I mumbled something about how I liked the color.
It was blue.
OMG.