Great episode of Modern Family that covered this. Their solution....buy a lock.

OP, if you have TV in ur room, turn on the TV , turn on the exhaust in ur bathroom while having sex. We do this way

they're teens. don't they ever leave the house?

Yuck. I am 42 and don't want to hear my parents have sex either.

I used to hear my parents having sex once in a while. My brother and I would look at each other and roll our eyes (my parents bedroom was right above the family room).

I think it was fine. It actually let me know that sex is a natural part of a strong marriage. My parents are now in their early 80's and still have sex. Good for them!

White noise machine in everyone's room.

Anonymous wrote:Our kids have heard. Ug. That was embarrassing when they called me out. But a lesson to them them that married people have sex.

Our bedroom is on the top floor of the house, and our teens hang in the basement two floors below. Hard to imagine they hear us but if they do, oh well.

OP, we have two teenagers. We do it when they are still awake but we have a lock on our door!!

Our kids have heard. Ug. That was embarrassing when they called me out. But a lesson to them them that married people have sex.

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Unless it sounds like Tarzan of the jungle who cares if they hear?

What's the big deal if they hear? Oh no they might discover mom and dad are in love and like expressing that physically! The horror!

Keep the noise level respectful i.e. No monkey calling.

Close the door. They are old enough to knock and if they don't that will be a lesson to them.

Book a weekend away for monkey times.
The end.

+1

Do it on the floor

Unless it sounds like Tarzan of the jungle who cares if they hear?

What's the big deal if they hear? Oh no they might discover mom and dad are in love and like expressing that physically! The horror!

Keep the noise level respectful i.e. No monkey calling.

Close the door. They are old enough to knock and if they don't that will be a lesson to them.

Book a weekend away for monkey times.
The end.

Anonymous wrote:Put a lock on your door!

Do morning sex.

Then I can't sleep in later than DH. I'm not a morning person. But I can try.

Put a lock on your door!

Do morning sex.

Now that our kids are teens, it seems harder to find opportunities to have sex with DH. If we wait until they are sleeping, we are too tired. We don't ever do morning sex. When they are awake I worry they will hear. Our bedroom doesn't have a lock either.

I'm always afraid they will hear and they are old enough to know what that sounds are, our bed isn't silent. Am I missing something? It's unusual that all the kids are out of the home at the same time.
Let's try to keep this out of the explicit forum.