Anonymous
Post 07/21/2016 07:11     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Anonymous wrote:With a pre-nup, it's more like a lease, which makes sense for a depreciating asset.

Anonymous wrote:Acquiring a hot young wife is for the financially foolhardy as she is a diminishing asset that can only go down in value as she ages. That is why I invest in low fee Vanguard funds and porn instead.



And, like a lease, deductible! Ok. It's a tiny deduction. But it's the principle!!
Anonymous
Post 07/21/2016 05:40     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Hey, go for it. A former neighbor married well. She was not rich but was well-connected. Long story short, they own a freaking castle in France
Anonymous
Post 07/21/2016 00:26     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
This is a strong thread.
Anonymous
Post 07/21/2016 00:11     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
With a pre-nup, it's more like a lease, which makes sense for a depreciating asset.

Anonymous wrote:Acquiring a hot young wife is for the financially foolhardy as she is a diminishing asset that can only go down in value as she ages. That is why I invest in low fee Vanguard funds and porn instead.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 19:18     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Acquiring a hot young wife is for the financially foolhardy as she is a diminishing asset that can only go down in value as she ages. That is why I invest in low fee Vanguard funds and porn instead.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 19:16     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Anonymous wrote:My second wife is super fit and very hot. I just focused on only dating girls who were into health and fitness. 15 years and a kid later she still looks amazing.


That's cool. There's always the option of third and fourth wives if this one happens to let you down in that way.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 19:12     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Depends -- does your nose behave like Pinocchio's?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm rich, only mildly annoying, and no beer gut, but still no Kate or Pippa. Do I maybe need phalloplasty?


Is that the one for your nose?
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 17:22     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Anonymous wrote:I'm rich, only mildly annoying, and no beer gut, but still no Kate or Pippa. Do I maybe need phalloplasty?


Is that the one for your nose?
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 16:55     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
I'm rich, only mildly annoying, and no beer gut, but still no Kate or Pippa. Do I maybe need phalloplasty?
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 16:54     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
My second wife is super fit and very hot. I just focused on only dating girls who were into health and fitness. 15 years and a kid later she still looks amazing.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 16:15     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
I was wooing Kate but then I heard on DCUM her face ages too fast so now I am lost as to who is worthy of my attention.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 16:11     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Anonymous wrote:You can be richer than you are now. If you're rich enough, you can get any woman you want.

+1. It doesn't hurt not to be an asshole, and not have a beer gut.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 16:05     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
Melania has displeased Donald. She'll be on the market soon. Start working on your hair game.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 15:45     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
You can be richer than you are now. If you're rich enough, you can get any woman you want.
Anonymous
Post 07/20/2016 15:42     Subject: Marrying Up for Men
I didn't marry Kate OR Pippa, so by DCUM standards I settled. Can you tell me how I can do better in a second marriage?