My wife was hott before getting pregnant and really hott while pregnant, and now I fantasize daily about her mom bid which is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on.

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Never thought about the 3D glasses. Thanks.

When do the schools reopen?

Because how hot a person is is a good measure of their worthiness as a human being. Who wants to be married to someone who isn't hot anymore? Wow, how do all those eighty-somethings out there stay married to each other?

Anonymous wrote:I think you should lead with this in the home study, and in the letter you'll write to convince pregnant women that you're the one. Then see what happens.

This is an excellent idea.

Yuck.

Troll fail

I think you should lead with this in the home study, and in the letter you'll write to convince pregnant women that you're the one. Then see what happens.

Ooof. You are a jerk.

You know, it isn't just the body changes that happen in pregnancy that make a woman change ... it is also the changes from simply being a parent, giving too much to the kids and not taking time to go to the gym and eat right.

This happens to dads, too.

But, by all means, adopt. Like the PP said, let's truncate your gene lineage.

I shudder to think what might happen if she got sick and the rx she had to take made her fat. This happened to so many women I know.

So glad you love her. But what if your adopted child were ugly or fat - or just didn't hit the gym regularly - what would you do then? Maybe no kids? But at least adopting would give the world the chance of ending your gene pool.

Jesus Christ, I can only hope she dumps you before reproducing.

Amazing, please keep this going.

My DW is a total 10, but she's never had to try to maintain it before. The women in her family were all similarly attractive until they had kids and never hit the gym after that. We're about to start trying for our first, and the thought of her never looking like she does right now again scares me. How can I convince her we'd be best off adopting? We'd love the kid just the same, biological parenting isn't "better" in any way, and it'd mean a much happier life for us together.

Before you ask, I'm hitting Equinox regularly, I'm doing my part and I'm regularly getting hit on by women on the street when I go for a run shirtless. And I totally understand that she's not going to look 35 forever. But there's a big gap between the women who are still making an effort to look good at 45 and the women who aren't, and I'd prefer not to be on the wrong side of that divide.