Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:25     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Anonymous wrote:So, did you make the chicken?


Yes, and I served it to him in his office along with a cold Diet Coke. Maybe I should withhold on the excellent service - it gives him zero incentive to do anything for me.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:24     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

How good is your chicken sandwich?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:23     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Anonymous wrote:Are you fat?


No! I'm super fit! I'd actually just gotten back from my daily 5k run and had a shower. It wouldn't have taken long at all!
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:19     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

The wife burst open the door in a crotchless super girl costume and purred " super sex"!


The husband said " I'll have the soup "
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:18     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Yes, tell us more about this sandwich!
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:17     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Anonymous wrote:Maybe he actually has to work when he works from home. Guys are not actually as sex obsessed as the media would have you believe.


Yes we are.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:15     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

So, did you make the chicken?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:02     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

That would only correlate if he stopped working and took the time to make grilled chicken for lunch himself.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 19:00     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Hahahahahahahaha ha!
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:51     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Have sex w1th your neighbor. He m1ght be your s0ul m@te
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:51     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Maybe he actually has to work when he works from home. Guys are not actually as sex obsessed as the media would have you believe.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:50     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Are you fat?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:30     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

How old is he?

Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:30     Subject: Re:DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

Is this the tuna poster?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2016 18:29     Subject: DH would rather have grilled chicken than sex

DH and I both worked from home today. I tried to get him to come out of his home office for some mid-day action. He said he was too busy, but then asked me to make him a grilled chicken salad for lunch. I was like WTF. He never initiates, but asking for a grilled chicken instead of sex is just insulting, right?