Anonymous wrote:And apparently it was two whole days after his mom died. She's a peach, that Amber.

Maybe the Depp musk finally got to her?

He doesn't like to bathe or brush his teeth.

Too bad, he hasn't aged well.

I hope his ex, the one who stayed with him (unmarried) for like 15 years and had his kids got a big old chuckle out of this. However, her kids lost their grandmother so she probably can't even enjoy it like she should be able to.

Of all the people, ever, celebrity or mundane, dear or alive, I think he was one of the sexiest and most ridiculously attractive.

Unfortunately, time (and his lifestyle) have not aged him well.

RIP hot Johnny Depp. Goddamn. Sigh...

And apparently it was two whole days after his mom died. She's a peach, that Amber.

Anonymous wrote:Depp is the perfect evidence that smoking always catches up with you.

Or the drinking....

If he doesn't have a prenup, with all that Pirates money that he has, well, shame on him. That's money that could have gone to his kids, but now will go to some random actress for a 15-month marriage. She must have studied in the Heather Mills School for Marriage.

Depp is the perfect evidence that smoking always catches up with you.

Anonymous wrote:He's so weird. He seems like he'd smell awful. Nice, but weird and smelly.

There have been reports (no, I'm not going to find them- google it) of him being really stinky.

He's so weird. He seems like he'd smell awful. Nice, but weird and smelly.

Anonymous wrote:Hooray -- he's available again!

+69

I thought she was gay and I had no idea they were married.

Hooray -- he's available again!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3609754/Amber-Heard-files-divorce-Johnny-Depp-15-months-marriage.html

They seemed like an odd couple but this still seems sudden.
No prenup? Holy cow!