Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 17:16     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?


Looks good
Puts out
Shuts up
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 17:03     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?


Yes, she must come from an Executive family, and preferably reside in the up-and-coming Pimmit Hills neighborhood.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:56     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Makes a tidy 250k, part-time, so she can do every school pickup, drop off, doctors appt, soccer game, and make a home cooked meal.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:51     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.

NEVER NAGS.


And she doesn't nag.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:49     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?

Almost perfect, except I like women who love home decor and interior designing. That's hot to me.

But works out and loves sex and in shape, guess what ladies there are ladies out there like that. I know them. Guess what? Have a kid and married to one too. She's an amazing woman and I'm crazy about her.

But I guess some of us are luckier than others...
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:37     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:doesn't poop


Hell no she doesn't poop.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:34     Subject: Re:The perfect DCUM woman
cooks from scratch using only organic ingredients, does all the home projects, childcare, finances, works full time, goes to the gym, rides Uber, buys only expensive things because of QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, has a shitty marriage and an abusive husband that's a genius.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:30     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Waxing, anal bleaching, sexually adventurous.

NEVER NAGS.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:23     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
doesn't poop
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 16:00     Subject: Re:The perfect DCUM woman
loves therapy

drugs husband, kids, herself, needs me time and outsourcing housework.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 15:58     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
You need to be ok with an HHI of between 600k and 800k, because middle class is ok with your down to earthiness.
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 15:57     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Anonymous wrote:Hates her inlaws


No I think she loves her in laws and supports DH's codependant relationship with them at all costs!
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 15:54     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Hates her inlaws
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 15:54     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
Lightly fries tuna
Anonymous
Post 04/19/2016 15:53     Subject: The perfect DCUM woman
I feel like I have really gotten a handle on what I need to do to become the perfect DCUM woman (at least as defined by the relationship forum)

- BMI of like 22 but with big boobs
- Don't want kids
- Like voracious and exciting sex twice a day
- Work out regularly
- Don't care at all about housework, home decor or what any neighbors might think about us

Anything I missed?