Anonymous
Post 12/19/2015 12:20     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.



That's not true. Many people use that expression when they hear that someone has been going through a hard time.


A southerner can tell the difference.

The sweeter the nickname I give you, the more I hate you.

"Jennifer, I'm emailing you for the 55th time asking you for help on something that has nothing to do with you and whichever I purportedly could do myself."
"Sure thing. What do you need, honeybun?"
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2015 12:17     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.



That's not true. Many people use that expression when they hear that someone has been going through a hard time.
Exacty, but the snobs of drum don't care about facts only about finding a way to feel superior by trashing the south and the "fly over" states.
Anonymous
Post 12/19/2015 12:11     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.


this. I am from the south, and the women can be very very sweet but watch out for "bless your heart" it will be used in reference to you being clueless about proper dress or etiquette etc.
Aside from that, southern men are great in a lot of ways. Even if they are progressive they still like to be the man in the relationship and expect a lot of affection. they will take care of you.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 23:25     Subject: Re:Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:
A true conservative Southern gentleman wouldn't be all balls deep in you without putting a ring on it. Just sayin.


Mine didn't. He also didn't want a used woman. But that's just how mine was. He wanted to be my teacher. YUM YUM.


Gross
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 23:15     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.



That's not true. Many people use that expression when they hear that someone has been going through a hard time.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 23:13     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.


I'm a total NYer and have taken to saying "Well, bless your heart" on the regular. I love how versatile the phrase is. Need to say fuck you? Need a new way of saying someone's sweet? Need some response to a dumb thing someone's said?
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 23:09     Subject: Re:Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
As a southern woman (living in the DC area now) I suggest cooking for him, styling your hair, and wearing make-up. Don't be afraid to be domestic and feminine. Good luck!
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 19:44     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
If any of his relatives say "bless your heart" it really means F you.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 19:37     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Wait till he is asleep and push a cucumber up his booty. Report back.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 19:32     Subject: Re:Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
A true conservative Southern gentleman wouldn't be all balls deep in you without putting a ring on it. Just sayin.


Mine didn't. He also didn't want a used woman. But that's just how mine was. He wanted to be my teacher. YUM YUM.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 19:17     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Anonymous wrote:Im 1/2 German and fallen madly in love with a kind, passionate Southern Man. Omg the best lover ever. Very intelligent, more "open minded" than my secular liberal friends. I could go on and on.

But I wont.

He has a few grammatical "southernisms". Such as "might could" as in "you might could program it this way".

Help me understand "Do what?" when he has not heard what I have said (such as over the cell phone).

Anything else I should know about the Southern Man?



A true conservative gentleman wouldn't be all balls deep in you without putting a ring on it. Just sayin.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 19:15     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Good luck, OP. All I know is that Southern women wear a lot of makeup and dress up most of the time. They have an annoying way of never looking sweaty or shiny no matter how hot and humid it is. I have never been able to figure out their secret. They are pretty amazing.

They also sound just as sweet as pie when they insult you.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 18:41     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Do what is just like asking what, or say that again.

Learn to cook if you don't know how already. It's a stereotype but food=love in a lot of places down south.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 18:38     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
This is stupid.

Not all the people who live in the lower half of the USA share any particular quality. You're not even specifying a north-Texas region or something, where there will be regional commonalities.

And it sounds like you've got crappy "liberal" friends who aren't open minded. Maybe work on that.
Anonymous
Post 12/18/2015 18:11     Subject: Fallen Head Over Heels with a Southern Man - tips?
Im 1/2 German and fallen madly in love with a kind, passionate Southern Man. Omg the best lover ever. Very intelligent, more "open minded" than my secular liberal friends. I could go on and on.

But I wont.

He has a few grammatical "southernisms". Such as "might could" as in "you might could program it this way".

Help me understand "Do what?" when he has not heard what I have said (such as over the cell phone).

Anything else I should know about the Southern Man?