I know when we have guests, we try to keep it quiet. But we're also well practiced with the kids in the house.

I might have said something in private in this case.

Just because you have NO sex life does not mean we put ours on hold.

No sleep last night.
Yes kids were in the house, thankfully they were all very young ( 4 and under) , and slept through it.
Me and DH not so much.
I now know way too much about certain family members, and am very thankful to be home in my own bed tonight!

so, wait, you were staying at their house?

Were there kids in the house?

I must be ruder than previous commenters. I would say directly at breakfast "You know everyone can hear you at night, right?"

Get any sleep last night, OP?

Next meal you can comment suggestively on how they must be really happy to be living together, and then leer and snicker.

Are you their guest or the other way around?
If you are their guest you can't tell them not to have sex in their own house.
Maybe they don't realize you can hear them.

I would make a show of walking loudly past the door, putting things away in hall closets and things like that so they get the hint.

Oh gross, so sorry, OP! I would never have sex while visiting someone else, how awkward.

Anonymous wrote:Record it on your phone. Play it at breakfast. Fun for you, and you'll sleep tonight!

I wish. I'm too polite for that.

Record it on your phone. Play it at breakfast. Fun for you, and you'll sleep tonight!

Please keep your bedroom activities to a minimum.
We understand you are newlyweds that were long distance the majority of your relationship prior to marriage, but for all that is holy take a break!

-signed your very tired family member