Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:22     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I call troll.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:22     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Maybe the squirrel was a Christian from Kentucky. Does it want to play with my little snowflake? The horror - snowflake will never get into HYP!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:21     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:17     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Is this before or after someone throws a pinecone in your car on the way to Chipotle after your dead cousin orders a storage pod for your family?

Oh my god I'm not kidding: a squirrel (or *someone*) dropped (threw) a huge cluster of acorns on the roof my my car this morning while I drove calmly down a leafy block in my upper middle class neighborhood. I thought for sure it was gunshots (dc and whatnot). The rudeness in this area!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:11     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:07     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Don't forget the pesky MIL
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:06     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss.


Not if your DC got into a big three private and are paying full freight (GDS not included)
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:06     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
It depends....does the foreign spouse understand proper corn buying etiquette?
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:06     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
you sound basic
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:04     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Is this before or after someone throws a pinecone in your car on the way to Chipotle after your dead cousin orders a storage pod for your family?
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:03     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
You sound unhinged.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 12:57     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Dumb question. I'll bet you're a hairdresser.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 12:45     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Only if you can back out of a tight parking spot without getting the whole world to move.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 12:45     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Moderator. Report post. Report post.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 12:44     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss.