Anonymous
09/29/2015 13:37
Subject: Re:Real Housewives of DCUM
Anonymous wrote:Is this the original cast?
Most of these women aren't even on the show anymore. Update your material lol
I just watched the 100th Episode Special. And if you haven't, you need to!
Anonymous
09/29/2015 11:52
Subject: Re:Real Housewives of DCUM
Is this the original cast?
Most of these women aren't even on the show anymore. Update your material lol
Most of these women aren't even on the show anymore. Update your material lol
Anonymous
09/28/2015 20:54
Subject: Real Housewives of DCUM
Countess LuAnns: constantly harping on rules, propriety and class...all while bashing anyone who posts something contrary to her beliefs. Kind of funny, sometimes even intentionally.
Anonymous
09/28/2015 20:51
Subject: Real Housewives of DCUM
Assigning RHONY characters to DCUM poster-types is fun!
Jill Zarins: Judging you by the brand of stroller you have and the handbag you carry. Knows someone who can get you an interview at a private school. Worries about DC's weight.
Alex McCords: Convinced children are gifted/multilingual/"spirited" and desperately wants to on nice you of this, too. Racking up the CC debt to keep up appearances. Sock-puppets for her own good cause.
Bethenney Frankels: Know-it-all, constantly bashing on low-performing husband. Frequently posts rude, abrasive, sarcastic, harsh things that are actually dead-on and logical.
Kelly Bensimons: "My kids are my best friends." The "cool" mom. Oblivious to own wealth and privilege and sees themselves as "struggling like a real mom."
Ramona Singer: "My [crumbling] marriage to my hot husband is soooooo great!" The type who believes any amount of alcohol during pregnancy/breastfeeding is fine, because "our grandmothers drank gin martinis every night, and their babies turned out fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeee!"
Sonja Morgans: All personal or anecdotal evidence trumps sound medical/scientific advice. After all, their astrologist/herbologist/acupuncturist/fecalist says it's easy to conceive at 40, if you have a positive attitude.
Jill Zarins: Judging you by the brand of stroller you have and the handbag you carry. Knows someone who can get you an interview at a private school. Worries about DC's weight.
Alex McCords: Convinced children are gifted/multilingual/"spirited" and desperately wants to on nice you of this, too. Racking up the CC debt to keep up appearances. Sock-puppets for her own good cause.
Bethenney Frankels: Know-it-all, constantly bashing on low-performing husband. Frequently posts rude, abrasive, sarcastic, harsh things that are actually dead-on and logical.
Kelly Bensimons: "My kids are my best friends." The "cool" mom. Oblivious to own wealth and privilege and sees themselves as "struggling like a real mom."
Ramona Singer: "My [crumbling] marriage to my hot husband is soooooo great!" The type who believes any amount of alcohol during pregnancy/breastfeeding is fine, because "our grandmothers drank gin martinis every night, and their babies turned out fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeee!"
Sonja Morgans: All personal or anecdotal evidence trumps sound medical/scientific advice. After all, their astrologist/herbologist/acupuncturist/fecalist says it's easy to conceive at 40, if you have a positive attitude.