A couple thoughts:
Firstly, he has that thing where you are so controlling that you tell a woman how and when to practice personal hygiene after toileting and with what products... I think that's called "major assholery" :
http://jezebel.com/287242/terrence-howard-thinks-women-are-unclean-and-dressed-like-whores
He also has that thing that Dr. Evil has that gave him stream of conscious gems like this:
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
... That's hitting on clusters A, B, and C, people. Jackpot!
Undateable.