Wow, I sat in front of my T.V. Sunday evening and invested 12 minutes of my precious life (that I will sadly never get back!) watching Kanye West go on and on and on....About
nothing. Absolutely nothing.
At first he looked like he was about to break down and cry. I was so surprised that he would humble himself in front of so many people, but I thought perhaps he was (finally) maturing in life esp. now that he was going to have a new son.
Didn't happen. Sure, he didn't weep but if there were any tears present, they were straight from a crocodile. For real.
He spent some time basking in the verbal adoration of his fans, something he must have loved from the beginning. Then when he started speaking, my head was getting dizzier by the second. He was talking in circular waves that had no definitive purpose and nothing made any sense. I just thought he was a pompous dumb ass, but he then offered up that he had smoked a little
something prior to take off the "edge." Cool. His wife is pregnant yet he smokes weed. How respectful.
He ended multiple sentences with "BRO." Okay....real original. Esp. for an OG like himself.
Then the whole presidential announcement was just crazy to top it all off. I cannot imagine Kanye in the White House, his cocky self in the Oval Office getting high before meeting with his cabinet. And Kim K. our First Lady, walking around half dressed and posing nude from time to time.
God help us "Bro."