Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:26     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
OMG I love you all.

Except the broccoli poster. I hate you a little bit....
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:23     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.


And now I can never buy broccoli again.


Sorry misery loves company
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:19     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.


And now I can never buy broccoli again.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:15     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:14     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Anonymous wrote:As someone without grapes or a spider web I find his offensive. Check your arachnogrape privilege.
This. You didn't earn that spiderweb. Humblebrag.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:12     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
It's just added fiber. No worries.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:11     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
MAYBE THEY'RE IN MY FRIDGE
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:09     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Shouldn't this be in food forum?
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:04     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
See if you can climb up a wall?
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:03     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
The sides of your bowels will stick together.

You'll never poop again.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:01     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Oh no! Charlotte!
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 14:00     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
You will turn into a spider at the stroke of midnight. The baby spider part is upto you. On the bright side, you won't need a Halloween costume this year!
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 13:57     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
As someone without grapes or a spider web I find his offensive. Check your arachnogrape privilege.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 13:56     Subject: Re:There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
Yes. You are going to die and give birth to baby spiders, not necessarily in that order.
Anonymous
Post 05/22/2015 13:54     Subject: There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them
What should I do? Will I die? Give birth to baby spiders? HALP