Sorry, OP. You will just have to learn self-control. Or, not, in which case I thank you for the ad revenue.

You want someone else's thread locked because you have no self-control? How odd.

I would probably just use my cellphone. Hanging head in shame.

Rather, ask to be banned LOL

Can you lock or delete the thread about the woman who claims the DMV judge discriminated against her in her speeding ticket?

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/435437.page

I have some kind of horrible hypnotic fascination with this thread and freely admit to having posted on it umpteen times with lavish abandon. Please, stop me before I post again.