First Course:Wine
Second Course: Wine
Third Course: Wine
Fourth Course: Wine
Fifth Course: Wine
Dessert: Wine
With Carol of the Bells in my head, I'm going to elaborate a little on the idea. Because it's nice to think about wine:
First Course: always nice to start with a sparkler. I'm going with something from the Mendocino Valley: maybe Roederer, maybe Scharffenberger. Unless I could find some of that stuff they make in Michigan. There's a good one there, I forget the name of it. (Though I wonder how they're doing after all their vines froze in that last harsh winter.)
Second Course: Pinot gris. Maybe from Alsace, maybe from Oregon. Or maybe a Graves instead. Sauv blanc smoothed out with semillon, and a touch of oak.
Third course: Virginia viognier!
Fourth Course: A big old white Rhone varietal or blend. Maybe Marsanne, maybe Roussanne, maybe a white Chateauneuf.
Fifth Course: A solid Spanish red. Either a Rioja, or a Toro.
Sixth Course: Petit verdot or Tannat from Virginia.
Seventh Course: A red Chateauneuf!
Eighth Course: California cab drinkers, jump in here. Me, I'm not into it. This year, maybe I'll try a Barolo.
Dessert: Depends on what I'm eating for dessert. Maybe a Virginia late harvest vidal or viognier; maybe a ruby port or LBV; maybe a tawny port with a cigar. Or maybe a Pedro Ximenez dumped over ice cream.
Then some coffee with Kahlua, Frangelico, and Bailey's.
For a nightcap, maybe a Natty Boh.