Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:27
Subject: Re:Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:This is still the best college application essay.
Note the author originally wrote it for the 1990 Scholastic Press, Inc's writing contest (he won), but did ultimately send it to colleges as an admissions essay.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm
cute
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:19
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's not funny. You are trying too hard.
And you're a nut for taking the time to write that.
PP how long do you think it took to write?
Anonymous
10/29/2014 10:54
Subject: Re:Humor during the college app process
This is still the best college application essay.
Note the author originally wrote it for the 1990 Scholastic Press, Inc's writing contest (he won), but did ultimately send it to colleges as an admissions essay.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm
Note the author originally wrote it for the 1990 Scholastic Press, Inc's writing contest (he won), but did ultimately send it to colleges as an admissions essay.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm
Anonymous
10/29/2014 10:41
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Do you want more college admissions humor?
The classic and the best, "the wrong transcript"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEhVsME8p4
Hilarious . . . but all too true. Our DS's counselor emailed us another student's transcript and scores. When I pointed out the error, she replied, "OMG!!!!"
Counselor's reply was perfect. Hopefully you can laugh about it now.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 10:40
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Do you want more college admissions humor?
The classic and the best, "the wrong transcript"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEhVsME8p4
Hilarious . . . but all too true. Our DS's counselor emailed us another student's transcript and scores. When I pointed out the error, she replied, "OMG!!!!"
Counselor's response was awesome. Hopefully you can laugh about it now.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:37
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:It's not funny. You are trying too hard.
And you're a nut for taking the time to write that.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 07:36
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:http://admissionsproblems.tumblr.com
I was an admissions staffer back in the day and this made me cringe. We were incredibly shallow and full of ourselves . . . way too many of us had been founders of a capella groups.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 07:34
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Anonymous wrote:Do you want more college admissions humor?
The classic and the best, "the wrong transcript"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEhVsME8p4
Hilarious . . . but all too true. Our DS's counselor emailed us another student's transcript and scores. When I pointed out the error, she replied, "OMG!!!!"
Anonymous
10/28/2014 18:46
Subject: Humor during the college app process
It's not funny. You are trying too hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
10/27/2014 20:38
Subject: Humor during the college app process
A few years ago, I think it was Pomona that asked for an essay describing something you saw on your street today. My mom (DC's grandmother) suggested two dogs copulating.
For college application humor, Crazy U is great.
For college application humor, Crazy U is great.
Anonymous
10/27/2014 20:01
Subject: Humor during the college app process
I love your son!
Anonymous
10/27/2014 19:01
Subject: Humor during the college app process
Do you want more college admissions humor?
The classic and the best, "the wrong transcript"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEhVsME8p4
The classic and the best, "the wrong transcript"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEhVsME8p4
Anonymous
10/27/2014 18:38
Subject: Re:Humor during the college app process
Oh, gosh, please laugh. It's funny, and he deserves some empathy. Writing those essays can be so painful -- especially for kids who'd rather think and write about something other than themselves. You know, actually, this might make a good jumping-off spot for his essay. He's got a good sense of humor and sees the irony in asking kids to be honest and sincere in a situation where they're being ranked against thousands of others. For somebody who has grown up in a Facebook world that's all about packaging and self-promotion, I'd say that's pretty insightful.
Anonymous
10/27/2014 17:43
Subject: Humor during the college app process
DS on an essay prompt that asked, "Describe yourself in 500 words or less":
"I wonder if it would be acceptable just to send them lyrics to Mims-This is Why I'm Hot?"
I couldn't decide if I should laugh or scold him.
"I wonder if it would be acceptable just to send them lyrics to Mims-This is Why I'm Hot?"
I couldn't decide if I should laugh or scold him.