Anonymous wrote:Snores
Bites his cuticles
Washes "some" of the dishes and considers it a success
Leaves lights on everywhere
Doesn't finish what he's doing to put his shoes on until I'm literally standing at the front door ready to walk out. He's "waiting for me". You can't be waiting if you yourself are not in fact ready!!!

OMG my DH also won't put shoes on until DC and I are ready. Will not wait for us, but has no problem having people wait for him. It's seriously f-ed up.

The other thing he does is have to take a whiz way too frequently. Roadtrips are a drag. Constantly stopping for his coffee and his urine stops. It's maddening. Why can't he learn to hold it. Supposedly his whole family have small bladders but I think it's a learned behavior.

I was going to start a thread about the NICE things that your partner does that you appreciate. But he pissed me off so damned much this morning that I can't actually think of anything.

Anonymous wrote:Presents educated guesses as absolute facts.

Piles dirty clothes on top of the hamper. Open the hamper, put dirty clothes in, ARGH!!

Empties pocket contents all over the house. Loose change everywhere. Bonus for kids who help clean it up! Can't really complain.

Omg my dh does this and it annoys me so much. I never know when to believe him.

Farts, constantly clears his throat (in a loud, mucous moving sort of way. I married Al Bundy.

Snores
Bites his cuticles
Washes "some" of the dishes and considers it a success
Leaves lights on everywhere
Doesn't finish what he's doing to put his shoes on until I'm literally standing at the front door ready to walk out. He's "waiting for me". You can't be waiting if you yourself are not in fact ready!!!

Anonymous wrote:Starts new conversations that have already been started. Oh wait, that's what OP just did.

Time for you to read Queen Bees and Wanna Be's.

Leaves lights on

Uses dishes from the cabinet when there is a load of clean dished in the dishwasher that have not yet been put away.

Failing to make bed.

Starts new conversations that have already been started. Oh wait, that's what OP just did.

how about goes to the store to buy something that he says we are out of, and then returns without the f-ing item!!! the other thing is his flatulence.

snores

Presents educated guesses as absolute facts.

Piles dirty clothes on top of the hamper. Open the hamper, put dirty clothes in, ARGH!!

Empties pocket contents all over the house. Loose change everywhere. Bonus for kids who help clean it up! Can't really complain.

Bites his fingernails and picks at the skin around his fingers when he's stressed. He's always done it, although he managed to stop before the wedding because he didn't want any close up pictures to look gross. Oddly enough, I found that kind of sweet

Leaves dishes next to the sink in the morning. The dishwasher is run the night before so I get not having the time to unload it, but at least put your dishes in the sink! Not next to it.

we already started this thread: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/419934.page

Snores.
Chews his tongue when concentrating.