Dad, just be careful. In MCPS, everything brought in has to be store bought. Technically, your slice and bake cookies are store bought, but you'll want to save the wrapper for an allergen check and to prove you actually didn't make them.

Walmart has really good soft, chewy sugar cookies in the bakery department. Everything else there is useless but their sugar cookies are to die for.

Yes. Just let them get a bit soft, dip in sprinkles and bake. Get an extra dough roll just in case. They sometimes have them frozen too (my mom would get the frozen ones and tell us to tell everyone she baked them).

I'll spare you the details, but I'm a dad that needs sugar cookies for tomorrow. I thought I could find them baked at a grocery store. But you can buy the dough for this pre-made, like the chocolate chip cookies, right? I can handle baking those.