Anonymous
10/09/2014 17:21
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Could you wear it and get through? ; )
Anonymous
10/09/2014 17:19
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Why not just mail it to your hotel?
Anonymous
10/09/2014 17:00
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Anonymous wrote:You really can't leave home without it? Not judging, just wondering if I'm a weirdo.
Better question is why OP can't put it her checked luggage -- apparently, she can't go the entire plane ride without it.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 15:32
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
TSA may consider this a weapon. Take it out and have them check just to make sure.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 15:29
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Anonymous wrote:I once has a bullet vibrator and play handcuffs in my bag. Along with a wig, oils and some other mess. (Was going to visit a long distance bf at the time.) This was before 9-11 screening processes were officially established and they weren't doing checks in private rooms, not too long after the the towers fell. Anyway I was mortified as conservative looking me stood there while they pulled everything out right in front of everyone. I eventually asked them to be discreet and insisted they take me to a private room, which they agreed to do. I was questioned about the offs and where I was going, they ended up letting me keep everythig else but said I could mail the cuffs to myself if I wanted. Kinda funny in hindsight.
I think you'll be ok with the vibratoe unless it looks like a knife, gun, or other weapon...
^^^ Or a billy club.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 14:23
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
I once has a bullet vibrator and play handcuffs in my bag. Along with a wig, oils and some other mess. (Was going to visit a long distance bf at the time.) This was before 9-11 screening processes were officially established and they weren't doing checks in private rooms, not too long after the the towers fell. Anyway I was mortified as conservative looking me stood there while they pulled everything out right in front of everyone. I eventually asked them to be discreet and insisted they take me to a private room, which they agreed to do. I was questioned about the offs and where I was going, they ended up letting me keep everythig else but said I could mail the cuffs to myself if I wanted. Kinda funny in hindsight.
I think you'll be ok with the vibratoe unless it looks like a knife, gun, or other weapon...
I think you'll be ok with the vibratoe unless it looks like a knife, gun, or other weapon...
Anonymous
10/09/2014 14:11
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
You really can't leave home without it? Not judging, just wondering if I'm a weirdo.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 14:09
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
take the batteries out to make sure (100% sure) that it won't start accidentally during tsa scan.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:55
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Yes. They don't care.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:50
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Duh, this is how Ebola spreads!
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:44
Subject: Re:Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Just take the batteries out of it.
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own a dildo!
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own a dildo!
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:41
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
No, but you can pack your neck massager.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:38
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
It's an electronic item. They may make you plug it in and turn it on - pardoned the pun.
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:36
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
haha yes. I have!
Anonymous
10/09/2014 13:36
Subject: Can I pack a vibrator in my carry-on?
Will TSA make me take it out?