Cassiopeia
Post 10/08/2014 00:47     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Impactful, incentivize - not real words

Finding the sweet spot - sounds sexual, weird in a business setting

Reaching out is also right on the cusp of being overused and driving me nuts

Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 00:15     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Lean in

Monetize
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 00:12     Subject: Re:Annoying business jargon

And I hate co-workers that go radio silent. Remember - you will be in my position one day and I won't forget.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 00:07     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Anonymous wrote:next steps

any sports analogy


Heh. My boss reminded everyone that we're in the "4th inning" on such and such a project. She obvs meant 4th quarter or 9th inning.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2014 00:04     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Out of pocket. Eww!
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 23:58     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Anonymous wrote:"price point"

Over. Used.


I don't get this one either. Why not use the words cost, budget, price? It's so clearly a way to make something mundane sound more sophisticated (which actually sounds really dreary to me).
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 23:22     Subject: Annoying business jargon

next steps

any sports analogy
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 23:08     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Ugh. I hate "reach out" and "circle back" I like my boss but he says these all the time and it always makes me cringe.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:46     Subject: Annoying business jargon

The language of morons.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:44     Subject: Annoying business jargon

"price point"

Over. Used.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:34     Subject: Re:Annoying business jargon

In the government, "I don't want to step outside my pay grade, but...."
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:33     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Anonymous wrote:I hate the phrase "circle back."


Yes! Because I think of "circle jerk" which is really what most business people are only good at.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:30     Subject: Annoying business jargon

What is wrong with reach out? Covers email, phone, text with 2 words.
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:23     Subject: Annoying business jargon

I hate the phrase "circle back."
Anonymous
Post 10/07/2014 22:13     Subject: Annoying business jargon

Does anyone else think the use of business jargon eg, "just thought I'd REACH OUT..." as everyday language or in non-business settings is laughable?
More on this here:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/groupthink/2012/01/26/the-most-annoying-pretentious-and-useless-business-jargon/