Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 20:42     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Doesn't look like a flip to me. That range is an expensive french range.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 20:40     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Is that a glass door to the bathroom (half bath)? I love how they staged the basement.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 20:36     Subject: Re:Absurd description for house in CCDC
Here is his latest new listing on the Hill:

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/816-G-St-SE-20003/home/9903739

Directions to the house say: The Few, The Proud, Semper Fidelis
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 19:38     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Where is the refrigerator? Also, weird appliance choices for a flip.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 19:31     Subject: Re:Absurd description for house in CCDC
Anonymous wrote:This is an agent who normally specializes in Hill properties. Wonder what he's doing all the way over there? Anybody know anything about him?


Yes. All his property listings have ridiculous descriptions like this.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 19:27     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?


say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.


How do you know that? And I'm glad to give free press. I live in CCDC and want houses to go for as much as possible. Raises my property value.



Its posted toward the bottom of every Redfin listing. you can also see how many people "favorited" your listing.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 18:31     Subject: Re:Absurd description for house in CCDC
This is our former neighbor's house. It sold first weekend it was on the market. They had lived there 8 or 9 years. Its actually a really liavable, nice house
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 18:18     Subject: Re:Absurd description for house in CCDC
This is an agent who normally specializes in Hill properties. Wonder what he's doing all the way over there? Anybody know anything about him?
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 18:17     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
The owners definitely wrote that and probably insisted the agent use it.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 18:13     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
If the house does not fit, you must acquit!
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 18:08     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Staged flip. Buyer beware.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 17:57     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?


say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.


How do you know that? And I'm glad to give free press. I live in CCDC and want houses to go for as much as possible. Raises my property value.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 17:54     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Anonymous wrote:Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?


say what you will but your statement just drove 316 hits to their listing on Redfin! I'm sure they thank you for all the free press!!


Its a cute house, either way.
Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 17:48     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
I will be curious to see if they get 968 for a house right on military road with no finished basement.

Anonymous
Post 07/31/2014 17:41     Subject: Absurd description for house in CCDC
Playful porch-smile on its face places rays of sun on interior space, embrace no distraction interactions in a home not a house, ask your spouse, hear the quiet, see the softness, feel the air out back, smell the sound of bikes burning rubber, nights in the summer, alley full of yelling kids always seem to end up here, oh dear, that kitchen, no description, I think Don Draper just put on an apron.

http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/3355-Military-Rd-NW-20015/home/9978230

What in the world was that agent thinking?