Anonymous
07/30/2014 21:46
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
The joke is on you - I rode my bike home without obstacle or incident.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 20:53
Subject: Re:Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Anonymous wrote:FOLLOW ME into the jungle.
...eh..... I dunno
Anonymous
07/30/2014 20:08
Subject: Re:Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
FOLLOW ME into the jungle.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 19:58
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Where does the president keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:59
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:56
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Q: What is an easy way to kill yourself and others?
A: Look at message boards while operating a car.
OP said she was trapped as the streets are closed. Highly doubt the vehicle is in motion or anywhere close to that.
Still. Set a good example. In the car, behind the wheel, phone is away.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:56
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:54
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Anonymous wrote:How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.
stop it, you're killing me
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:53
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Anonymous wrote:Q: What is an easy way to kill yourself and others?
A: Look at message boards while operating a car.
OP said she was trapped as the streets are closed. Highly doubt the vehicle is in motion or anywhere close to that.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:53
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool.
He ate pizza before it was cool.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 17:51
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Q: What is an easy way to kill yourself and others?
A: Look at message boards while operating a car.
A: Look at message boards while operating a car.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 09:13
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
What do you get when you put 50 government workers in a room with 50 lesbians?
100 people who don't do dick.
100 people who don't do dick.
Anonymous
07/30/2014 09:08
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
suspicious package at van ness
Anonymous
07/30/2014 09:08
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
Why is CT Ave closed?
Anonymous
07/30/2014 09:00
Subject: Someone tell me a joke - I'm trapped on CT ave, which is closed at van ness.
#gridlock