And I need rehab

Anonymous wrote:
No comments on my biggie homage? Come on people show me love! Don't be a hater

I loved it. The official soundtrack of DCUM.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The longer you're exposed, the meaner you get.

Nigga please.

DCUM ain't shit compared to some sites I've been on.

4chan.

No comments on my biggie homage? Come on people show me love! Don't be a hater

is there a rehab?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The longer you're exposed, the meaner you get.

Nigga please.

DCUM ain't shit compared to some sites I've been on.

Such as????

Anonymous wrote:The longer you're exposed, the meaner you get.

Nigga please.

DCUM ain't shit compared to some sites I've been on.

^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihPOTDxMfE

The 10 DCUM Commandments:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

[Intro]

It's the ten DCUM commandments, what?
Larla's can't tell me nothing about DCUM
Can't tell me nothing about this forum, this site, my postin' Emma's
Caden's in the Explicit, I ain't forget you Larlo's, my triple PH.D Jadyn's

[Verse 1]

I've been on this forum for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your posting on track, not your ego pushed back

Rule Nombre Uno: always let err'one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The HHI breed jealousy 'specially
If yo' man fucked up, get yo' ass worked up

Number 2: always post 'bout your next move
Don't you know Larla's move to pimmit and chantilly?
But post like they Ward 3
I done snarked mad quips at these cats for they tasteless shit

Number 3: never trust nobody
Your MIL'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Humble bragged up, shit, always tellin that you suck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

Number 4: I know you heard this before
"Never piss of Jeff, he'll throw you out like a ref"

Number 5: always gossip bout where you rest at
If everyone wants the juice, tell 'em a ruse

Number 6: giving real advice? don't be nice
You think Larla paying you back, it'll be only in lice!

7: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and affairs completely separated
FWB's and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

Number 8: never tell the truth, whatever you do
Them cats that snark along with you, can use Google too

Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me:
If you got little kids, push them all in AAP
If Larla's think you easin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waitin' to start bitchin'

Number 10: this is not for then hens
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If larla's ask for your opinion, say "hell no!"
Cause they gon' twist your words, cut your balls, and take your dough

Follow these rules you'll have mad bread after a break up
If not, you'll be poor before you wake up
Snark hit your temple, watch your frame shake up

Sephora did your makeup, still no class
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
She moved in, ate all the cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more posters to snake up, word up

Jeff Steele, DCUM Big Deal

[Premier Scratching]
(1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8
1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
10.......10)

The longer you're exposed, the meaner you get.

I agree DCUM has me on the pipe like a plumber.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That bitch set me up. Every time I try to quit, she responds to one of my posts.

I've GOT to get off.

Crack is whack.

It's so dope!

Anonymous wrote:That bitch set me up. Every time I try to quit, she responds to one of my posts.

I've GOT to get off.

Crack is whack.

That bitch set me up. Every time I try to quit, she responds to one of my posts.

I've GOT to get off.