Anonymous wrote:Don't tell me it rains!

No. It snows!

I mostly want to see it because one of my college room mates worked on the set

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Anonymous wrote:The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical.

Plus the way the ark sprung a leak wasn't in the Bible, either.

Or the stowaway who ate the dinosaur for dinner - that explains why we have no dinosaurs now!

Also, Noah's snake skin (?)

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Anonymous wrote:The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical.

Plus the way the ark sprung a leak wasn't in the Bible, either.

Or the stowaway who ate the dinosaur for dinner - that explains why we have no dinosaurs now!

Anonymous wrote:The title of this thread is hilarious, right? Ancient story made into a movie -- how could there be any spoilers.

You are wrong about that.

Who are the twin girls supposed to be fruitful and multiply with??

Ham left because he didn't belong there....so he went where? There was no one else left on the earth.

Anonymous wrote:The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical.

Gollums? Isn't' that a jewish thing?

A friend, whose judgment I trust, walked out so I knew to avoid it.

Anonymous wrote:The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical.

Plus the way the ark sprung a leak wasn't in the Bible, either.

we went to see it on sat night. it was a hot mess but also a lot of fun. the rock transformers were amazing, the lack of animal stuff was super disappointing, the twin girls were a big puzzle, jennifer connelly's wardrobe looked like it had all been purchased at garnet hill.

overall: a lot of fun! and we spent much of this morning googling various aspects of the story to see which were bonkers but found in the text and which were bonkers and not found in the text.

Don't tell me it rains!

Anonymous wrote:The title of this thread is hilarious, right? Ancient story made into a movie -- how could there be any spoilers.

Thought the exact same thing

The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical.

The title of this thread is hilarious, right? Ancient story made into a movie -- how could there be any spoilers.

Did you see the new Russell Crowe "Noah" movie? What did you think?

I thought most of it was pretty terrible. Far, far fetched, not consistent with the Bible story - strange rock giants that build the ark? A bad guy stowes away?

Good actors but overall, disappointing. What did you think?