get to the choppa!

Yawn

OK now you listen to me and do exactly as I say. I'm a charter school enthusiast with very particular skills, skills I've acquired over a long career. I'm looking to hire a crew of teachers and administrators for a new school. If you want to survive you'll do exactly as I say. Join me in starting a charter academy focused on adult education in crushing skulls, stabbing people in the neck with rolled up newspapers, driving vehicles down stairs and the finer points of Acting. Must bring own weapons. Employment placement assistance is provided.

We also have a cosmetology program oriented toward beard care.

Why not bet your education on a man with nothing to lose?