Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 12:15     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Because you're a psycho. Now, get back to work.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 12:13     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Because they'd probably come back as a ghost and continue to annoy the shit out of us from beyond the grave.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 11:44     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

LOL! Great thread!
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 11:37     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Whenever I get this feeling, I remind myself what a PITA is would be to start dating again. Heck, go look at that "how do single moms afford to date?" thread.

Of course, it may be cheaper to date in jail, but still.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 11:34     Subject: Re:I know they say it's wrong, but....

Even if you're joking it's disturbing.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 11:28     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, but I can fantasize all the same!


+1
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 10:12     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Chopping up a human body is not as easy as disecting a frog. The clean up is just too messy and time consuming.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 10:11     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Yeah, but I can fantasize all the same!
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 09:11     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Anonymous wrote:It's against the Bible. Thou shall not kill.




signed,
a Christian who can take a joke
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 08:38     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

It's against the Bible. Thou shall not kill.
Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 06:35     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Anonymous wrote:Well, I figure if I use plastic it will avoid blood stains on the carpet and the bed!


There's a really good documentary on Showtime about how to do this. It's called "Dexter."

Anonymous
Post 01/08/2014 06:33     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Food poisoning.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2014 17:09     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Well, I figure if I use plastic it will avoid blood stains on the carpet and the bed!
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2014 16:55     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

Anonymous wrote:why can't we kill our spouses and be done with it?


Because of the mess.
Anonymous
Post 01/07/2014 16:55     Subject: I know they say it's wrong, but....

why can't we kill our spouses and be done with it?