I'm the Holton Booster. Yes, it's true. I come on here all the time to post slowball rhetorical questions to elicit enthusiastic responses. Like, "Why is Holton the best school in the entire universe?"
Also, I never miss an opportunity to pounce on NCS. Sometimes I repost negative things I've read on DCUM, or things that I've heard second-hand, because you know how hard it is to trash a school you don't belong to. Not that people on DCUM don't do trash unfamiliar schools all the time, but you know how it is! Anyway, when my well of inspiration has run dry, I just make up my NCS trash talk.
Rumors that I'm a social media hack paid to do this are false, absolutely false.