Anonymous
11/03/2013 20:27
Subject: Re:S/O Funny things my parents say
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My MIL told my 5 year old DD that she will not go to heaven because she doesn't go to gods house on Sundays. When confronted about it she was convinced that she was helping my DD and that if she didn't tell her she was not doing her job as a GMA.. We are not religious and it freaked my DD out big time. We had yo have a long talk with DD about religion. It turned out ok but now our DD tells my MIL that she needs to be more logical and realize that any good God, hers or otherwise, would welcome her because she is a "good person ". It makes me laugh everytime but my poor DH gets to listen to his mother tell him how badly we are messing up our daughter.
Op here: Good for your DD!
Anonymous
11/03/2013 20:26
Subject: Re:S/O Funny things my parents say
Anonymous wrote:My MIL told my 5 year old DD that she will not go to heaven because she doesn't go to gods house on Sundays. When confronted about it she was convinced that she was helping my DD and that if she didn't tell her she was not doing her job as a GMA.. We are not religious and it freaked my DD out big time. We had yo have a long talk with DD about religion. It turned out ok but now our DD tells my MIL that she needs to be more logical and realize that any good God, hers or otherwise, would welcome her because she is a "good person ". It makes me laugh everytime but my poor DH gets to listen to his mother tell him how badly we are messing up our daughter.
Anonymous
11/03/2013 08:48
Subject: S/O Funny things my parents say
Anonymous wrote:My dad today said, about my daughter, who we suspect (we = DH and I, her ped, her psychiatrist and teacher) has Aspergers:
- Needs more sugar, candy and chocolate. He saw a research that said lack of sugar in the brain is linked to mental obnubilation (cloudiness, but obnubilation was the word he used)
- Since I am clearly addicted to chocolate, she is (even after 6 years living outside of my womb) suffering from chocolate withdrawal and I should, therefore, give her more chocolate.
- She is a avatar child, a child of the new millennium and I am severely oppressing her by not letting her do whatever she wants. And that her teacher is clearly a nazi by expecting my daughter to follow basic classroom rules.
I find delusional dad/grandad sort of endearing here. He just wants his GDD to be perfect (or "normal"?).
Anonymous
11/03/2013 08:29
Subject: Re:S/O Funny things my parents say
My MIL told my 5 year old DD that she will not go to heaven because she doesn't go to gods house on Sundays. When confronted about it she was convinced that she was helping my DD and that if she didn't tell her she was not doing her job as a GMA.. We are not religious and it freaked my DD out big time. We had yo have a long talk with DD about religion. It turned out ok but now our DD tells my MIL that she needs to be more logical and realize that any good God, hers or otherwise, would welcome her because she is a "good person ". It makes me laugh everytime but my poor DH gets to listen to his mother tell him how badly we are messing up our daughter.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 08:07
Subject: S/O Funny things my parents say
My mom just told me her step daughter, who is gay and has been living with her girlfriend for over a year, chooses to be gay. She went on to say the girlfriend, who is more "butch", obviously didn't have a choice. But step daughter is so feminine that she could find a man if she hadn't chosen to be gay.
I didn't know where to begin.
I didn't know where to begin.
Anonymous
10/29/2013 01:27
Subject: S/O Funny things my parents say
My dad today said, about my daughter, who we suspect (we = DH and I, her ped, her psychiatrist and teacher) has Aspergers:
- Needs more sugar, candy and chocolate. He saw a research that said lack of sugar in the brain is linked to mental obnubilation (cloudiness, but obnubilation was the word he used)
- Since I am clearly addicted to chocolate, she is (even after 6 years living outside of my womb) suffering from chocolate withdrawal and I should, therefore, give her more chocolate.
- She is a avatar child, a child of the new millennium and I am severely oppressing her by not letting her do whatever she wants. And that her teacher is clearly a nazi by expecting my daughter to follow basic classroom rules.
- Needs more sugar, candy and chocolate. He saw a research that said lack of sugar in the brain is linked to mental obnubilation (cloudiness, but obnubilation was the word he used)
- Since I am clearly addicted to chocolate, she is (even after 6 years living outside of my womb) suffering from chocolate withdrawal and I should, therefore, give her more chocolate.
- She is a avatar child, a child of the new millennium and I am severely oppressing her by not letting her do whatever she wants. And that her teacher is clearly a nazi by expecting my daughter to follow basic classroom rules.