this is why I don't take selfies...ever

Because you are looking down at your tablet? Prop it up at face level. Try putting it up on the couch and sit on the floor, looking straight into it--not down.

YES. I hate this. My DD is absolutely gorgeous (of course her mama thinks so )and even she looks a little funky sometimes.

Easy fix, stop looking at yourself in the tablet camera. (You probably hit one of the special effects.)

are you bending over the mirror?

Does this happen to other people? I look like an ogre in my tablet's camera view, even though 5 seconds ago I looked cute in the bathroom mirror. My skin looks lumpy, my whole face is asymmetrical, I've got 3 chins. Is there a fun-house mirror in there?!