Anonymous wrote:Thanks for being the PT Barnum of this place.

PT Barnum? You mean the guy that coined such gems as...
"A sucker's born every minute."
"Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.”
“Opinions are like assholes; everyone's got one.” (very prophetic of DCUM)
This is probably the most appropo:
“I don't care what you say about me, just spell my name right.”