I particularly hate how he attempts clean himself in up when he gets one on the hook and even adopts their style. When he is single he walks around in a poncho and cut off jean shorts. I'll bet he smells like bong water.

Maybe he is great at oral sex?

Funny, I was just wondering the same thing.

People magazine has Katy Perry on the cover with the headline "Her Bad Romance: What Went Wrong?"
I commented to the cashier at CVS that what went wrong is that John Mayer is a dawg.

I don't get why people like him. He's not attractive. I don't care for his music either.

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Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

I can't stand the guy, his personality and arrogance but I own all his albums. Many of his songs are not played on the radio but they are beautiful and introspective

I cannot stand his music, so I cannot explain the attraction.

Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house, alone
Who says I can't get stoned?

Who says I can't be free
From all of the things that I used to be?
Rewrite my history
Who says I can't be free?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you


Who says I can't get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
Who says I can't get stoned?


Who says I can't take time?
Meet all the girls in the county line
Wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can't take time?


Who says I can't get stoned?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn't matter if I even go
Who says I can't get stoned?


It's been a long night in New York City
It's been a long time since 22
I don't remember you looking any better
But then again, I don't remember you.

Anonymous wrote:He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

Please name one "awesome" song. I can't think of anything he hasn't done that isn't annoyingly mainstream and derivative.

He is an awesome songwriter, guitar player and has a beautiful voice. Women eat that shit up

He's an excellent guitarist and a total douche.

He is disgusting. I also read that he masturbates many times a day. I believe he self-reported this in Rolling Stone.

Maybe he's mysterious and they think they can "save" him.

Barf. He's not even that great of a songwriter. I don't get it either.

i know-i'm embarrassed to say that i used to like him.

ya i think hes gross -- he was kind of cute when he started out but it was a hiccup in time.

I don't understand how he gets so many classically pretty, america's sweethearts to date him. Shouldn't they all be sleeping with Ryan Gosling? What is his allure? He is so repugnant to me on so many levels.