so classy. not like i need to explain this to you, but we are having photos taken, thus i would like a cake that looks better than mine. and no, i dont have someone "wipe my ass for me" as you so politely asked. I actually work full time and travel a lot for work and in between that and all of the other stuff that i do (like cleaning my own house etc.) i simply dont have time to make a cake. in the spirit of rising above your crap attitude, im going to wish you a happy valentines day. maybe it will make you less caustic to people asking a question about... a cake for goodness sake.