OP,are you 12?

This happens to me once a year. I have no serious medical conditions, just diarrhea far away from a bathroom

This almost happened to me while shopping at Michael's today. I have some form of whatever stomach thing is going around. DD had it and sharted a few days ago. DS is still in diapers, otherwise it would have been his turn today too.

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Anonymous wrote:Are you 5

Are you a Bit**?

are you 80?

It's happened to me twice actually. Once was a college night gone overboard, really drunk and mountains of fast food = puke and diarrhea at the same time. Another time 10 years later was 2 weeks post giving birth to twins and I was so constipated and had only pooped once since they were born so I was drinking tons of tea and water and took too many laxatives and one big sneeze did me in and I totally shit my pants. I did not care what so ever though because I was no longer constipated and uncomfortable!

Once when I was a kid Ugh.

Anonymous wrote:Are you 5

Are you a Bit**?

Are you 5

No, I once threw up all over myself though.

I had a horrible migraine and had to pick up my kids at pre-school. As I was headed on the on ramp to the freeway, I had to throw up. Of course, on a free way on ramp, there is no where to pull over. All I could do is just sit there, keep on driving, and throw up all over myself. It was awful. Luckily, my kids school was just one exit down and close to the freeway. I phoned the school as I was driving and explained the situation and asked them to meet me out front so I wouldn't have to walk into the school covered in vomit (normally at this school, you had to park, get out of the car, walk in and it would take a few minutes for the kids to gather up their things...)

Thanks for sharing.

Sorry to hear that happened. But, still, yuck. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Thanks to some food poisoning my DD now knows what "Sharting" is. And not because it happened to her. Nope, I had to gasp "OMG, I sharted" while at a stop light halfway home. I then had to grab my jacket from the passenger seat and use it as a barrier between me and my car seat. I didn't want that shart seeping into the upholstery.

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