I thought it was a very funny review. I think Ezra Klein tweeted the line about the marshmallow.

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Anonymous wrote:That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't recognize well-written literature if it smacked you in the jaw.

It was brilliant, full-stop. And exceedingly well-written.

Give yourself another pat on the back, Mr. Wells.

Tiresome was a perfect description of the read.

^^^
Here's one to get you started.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2003/nov/30/foodanddrink.shopping1

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't recognize well-written literature if it smacked you in the jaw.

It was brilliant, full-stop. And exceedingly well-written.

NP here. Well-written? Brilliant!? Are you kidding?

Read some of Jay Rayner's reviews in the Observer and then get back to us.

I found the review about as annoying as I find Mr. Fieri, which may have been the point but made for tiresome reading.

I did enjoy this, though:

Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't recognize well-written literature if it smacked you in the jaw.

It was brilliant, full-stop. And exceedingly well-written.

I think "brilliant" is over-stating it a bit (as is the suggestion it bears a relationship to great literature). I think it's more noteworthy for the unrestrained criticism than the writing style, but it's a fun read.

Jesus. Guy's gonna need a gallon of aloe to treat that burn.

Anonymous wrote:That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

The only thing that made it hard to read was the inclusion of all the ridiculous made up "ingredients" and menu terms coined by Guy.

Anonymous wrote:That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't recognize well-written literature if it smacked you in the jaw.

It was brilliant, full-stop. And exceedingly well-written.

That many questions is a hard read. Not a well written review though he def got his point across

Loved it.

If you choose to eat at a place that slathers its food in "donkey sauce," you pretty much deserve what you get. (And that review was hilarious!)

Ouch. Harsh.

If you're Times Square bound anytime soon, you might want to avoid this place:

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all&