You also don't know how to use ellipses. Fail.

Die-hard, pro-choice, non-bible toting, non-smoking Republican here. Actually consider myself the best of DCUM.

And does this realization make you want to change anything about yourself? Even how much time you spend on DCUM?

If not, why bother sharing your little epiphany at all? To shore up some kind of martyr thing?

Anonymous wrote:Seriously.. I am only 27, so I'm young.. I am a smoker. I am fat. I am a Republican. Therefore, I am also against abortion. I am faithful to my husband. I am a Christian. I am also a SAHM.

I don't know how I never realized this before, but in most of your eyes.. I am the worst of DCUM.

If you'd drop the "of DCUM" then I'd totally agree with your assessment.

haha OP here again, I'm not a troll, well.. I guess I understand why you would say that.. But everything I said is indeed true. 16:11, every other Republican I know is pro-life, which is why I said "therefore"..

I tried to breastfeed, but did not produce enough milk so stopped after two weeks. (I stopped smoking through pregnancy and didn't start up again until PPD after pregnancy.. )

16:09 I smoke outside of my home mostly in the morning before anyone's up with some coffee, during naptime, and after bedtime. I do not ever smoke around my child or anyone else's..

I don't know anyone who is "for" abortion.

Not all Republicans are against abortion rights. So no, it doesn't follow that you are a Republican and therefore anti-choice.

This can't be real!!!!!!!!!! how horrifying!

How can you smoke and be a SAHM?

Anonymous wrote:Seriously.. I am only 27, so I'm young.. I am a smoker. I am fat. I am a Republican. Therefore, I am also against abortion. I am faithful to my husband. I am a Christian. I am also a SAHM.

I don't know how I never realized this before, but in most of your eyes.. I am the worst of DCUM.

This is tough to argue with.

It's a joke altho OP forgot to say she didn't breast feed.

the only part that really got me was the "therefore" you're against abortion. I know lots of Republicans that are pro-choice.

how does the smoking work with the stay at home mom thing? do you smoke in front of your kids?

then again, you're probably a troll.

Nah, you are the worst because you are judging what I think of you - and you don't even know me.

Well, you have young and faithful going for you, anyway!

Seriously.. I am only 27, so I'm young.. I am a smoker. I am fat. I am a Republican. Therefore, I am also against abortion. I am faithful to my husband. I am a Christian. I am also a SAHM.

I don't know how I never realized this before, but in most of your eyes.. I am the worst of DCUM.