Anonymous
Post 09/06/2012 17:48     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

I believe in America, where the rules of physics (and math) are suspended because we're so goddamned exceptional!
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2012 17:47     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

With a Paul Ryan certified time, nothing is impossible!
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2012 07:07     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

Anonymous wrote:FINALLY! I think I can qualify for Boston!
Qualify? Baby you are in it to win it.
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2012 00:26     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

FINALLY! I think I can qualify for Boston!
Anonymous
Post 09/06/2012 00:25     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

Hey, I just beat Edwin Moses in the 400m hurdles! My coach was an idiot for not recognizing greatness right in front of him.
Anonymous
Post 09/05/2012 15:37     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

Check that -- my time actual time of 3:28 was given a Paul-Ryan certified time of 2:30:48 (not 2:03)!
Anonymous
Post 09/05/2012 15:35     Subject: Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time

This running calculator gives all of us a chance to improve our marathon times with the push of a button. I'd love to hear some of your pre Paul Ryan times and post Paul Ryan times! I plugged in my PR (3:28) and was given a 2:03! http://www.paulryantimecalculator.com/