Anonymous
Post 09/04/2012 10:23     Subject: OMG Chuck Norris says Obama is going to eat my family!

Not the first time Chuck has opined on politics. Boy I'd love to see him trounce Chris Mathews in a debate!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/chuck-norris-says-obama-w_b_392850.html
Anonymous
Post 09/04/2012 01:06     Subject: OMG Chuck Norris says Obama is going to eat my family!

Since when did Chuck Norris start using meth? The guy could not stand on his mark without jerking back and forth, for a 2 minute infomercial. I almost expected him to start shouting at an empty chair.
Anonymous
Post 09/03/2012 21:46     Subject: OMG Chuck Norris says Obama is going to eat my family!

Right before he devours my freedom...

http://www.theliberalcurmudgeon.com/2012/09/chuck-norris-oust-obama-or-face-1000.html

As usual, these dire pronouncements lack any specific examples of how the death of our country is being accomplished (probably with burquas and prayer rugs) but, I am convinced. Because if Chuck Norris and a pretty blonde lady say so, it must be really, really, bad.

Arrgh, the socialist zombies are breaking into my house right now.....