I know the spirits on planet Colob planted you in a North American hospital at birth.
On the other hand, I would like the intergalactic directions to planet Colob. If we're going to pay taxes towards a Presidential Library there, I think I have a right to know where it is.
I also would like you to get your homies to unbaptize my Jewish Grandma, because, you see, my Grandpa is really offended by the whole thing. You should have enough power to do that when you're POTUS, shouldn't you? Or is your Church going to continue to pull your strings and make you do things like trying to force every unmarried woman in this country to give up her children as a good Mormon female is supposed to do?
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2012/02/mitt-romney-201202