Anonymous
Post 08/14/2012 13:23     Subject: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:When did "young, articulate, smart, and intelligent" go from OUT to IN with Republicans? Certainly after 2008.


Calling a black man those things would be considered racist.


You can call a black man "articulate". You just can't do it with an expression of surprise on your face, like it is so unexpected. That's the racist part.
Anonymous
Post 08/14/2012 12:56     Subject: Re:Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

Handsome? Maybe from the neck down, but I would not call that head handsome by any stretch of the imagination.


My 12 year old cousing said Ryan looks like "that guy from Brokeback Mountain's but with a melted face."
Anonymous
Post 08/14/2012 12:53     Subject: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

Anonymous wrote:
I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares the ever-loving shit out of you. You can pretend like you have this thing in the bag, but you know good goddamn well that this race just got real interesting, real fast.


Handsome? Maybe from the neck down, but I would not call that head handsome by any stretch of the imagination.

That said, he is smart and articulate. That only slightly masks the message behind mask.
Anonymous
Post 08/14/2012 12:26     Subject: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

Anonymous wrote:When did "young, articulate, smart, and intelligent" go from OUT to IN with Republicans? Certainly after 2008.


Calling a black man those things would be considered racist.
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2012 20:50     Subject: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

When did "young, articulate, smart, and intelligent" go from OUT to IN with Republicans? Certainly after 2008.
Anonymous
Post 08/13/2012 20:29     Subject: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?

Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/admit-it-i-scare-the-everloving-shit-out-of-you-do,29160/

By Paul Ryan
Candidate for Vice President of the United States
August 13, 2012 | ISSUE 48•33


When Mitt Romney selected me as his running mate, I knew the Democratic attack dogs would come out in full force.... But if we’re being honest with each other—if we’re able to put aside the talking points for a few minutes and say what we’re all actually thinking and feeling—I believe we can acknowledge the real truth here.

I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares the ever-loving shit out of you. You can pretend like you have this thing in the bag, but you know good goddamn well that this race just got real interesting, real fast.


It’s okay to admit it. You’re frightened to death of me. It might actually be healthy for you to face your fears now rather than later, when Mitt and I are leading by a few points in the polls and it looks like this thing might end badly for you. Face it: I’m not some catastrophe waiting to happen, like a Sarah Palin or a Dan Quayle. On the contrary, you have the exact opposite fear. I’m a solid, competent, some might say exceptional, politician.

Did you get nervous when you read that last sentence? Is it because you know in your heart of hearts that it’s 100 percent true? Is it because, even if you strongly disagree with my beliefs on Medicare, Social Security, women’s rights, and marriage equality, you know my talent as a speaker and my well-thought-out approach to these issues—no matter how radical and convoluted you find them—might just be enough to win over independent voters?

Do you get chills just thinking about how strong my appeal actually is?




Oh ok, just relax. It is only a stupid "The Onion" parody. We all know Ryan is a thousand times worse choice than either Palin or Quayle and there is no chance at all that Obama will lose in November. None.