Yes, the patio furniture threat is actually getting a spin-off!
How do you keep your patio furniture clean? We rarely use it because I basically have to scrub them down every day to sit and eat on them. Does everyone do this? It just hardly seems worth the effort. Oh, and I'm also too lazy to use covers. I guess the question is, is there any way I can get patio fairies that will come and clean them while I sleep?